Authorities in Oliver BC and Oroville WA have found and shut down a 200 meter long smuggling tunnel on the verge of completion. The tunnel, between two houses on either side of the border, has been under construction for months. Construction efforts have been closely watched closely, and the two men involved were arrested as they met in the middle.
Though not yet operational, the American house was filled with high-speed routers and fibre optic cables. Constable S. A. Tire, spokesperson for RCMP Detachment E, reported that these men were attempting to smuggle internet across the border.
“With the equipment they stockpiled, they could have shipped over 200 gigabytes of high-definition uncut American-Grade Netflix and Hulu every hour.
Additionally, we suspect they planned to act as couriers for Amazon Prime pushers.”
Both men have been charged with 38,000 misdemeanors.
There is no word on how the Canadians planned to pay for this premium product. Probably with weed.
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