PETA’s in the news! That’s always good for a laugh. What ridiculous publicity stunt have they dreamed up now? Smashing beehives to free the insects? Chlorophyll body paint? Supporting torture?
Wait, that last one was supposed to be a joke. But it’s reality.
Pamela Anderson, PETA spokeswoman, has teamed up with Joe Arpaio, America’s Most Racist Sheriff to bring you compulsory vegetarianism!
You may recall Sheriff Joe from his ongoing (never-ending) search for Obama’s birth certificate. Or when he made prisoners wear pink. Or when he took away their insulin. Or when he stuck a woman in a cage to be roasted to death (don't click that link, you'll regret it). Or when he refused to investigate the rapes of immigrant children (you probably shouldn't click that one either).
Well, the latest innovation from the land of sunshine and happiness is across-the-board vegetarianism for prisoners. Arpaio pointed to the health benefits and cost savings, which are significant enough that he’ll be implementing the same new menu for himself and the guards. Right?
PETA’s always willing to stick up for animals. Including, evidently, racist ones.
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